Presidential Election

Presidential Election is the 49th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

Plot
Nico and Eli compete for Student Council President Election.

The μ's

 * Honoka Kousaka
 * Rin Hoshizora
 * Umi Sonoda
 * Eli Ayase
 * Nozomi Toujou
 * Hanayo Koizumi
 * Maki Nishikino
 * Kotori Minami
 * Nico Yazawa

Others

 * [Senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Haruka Haruka (Senran Kagura)]
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Haru Doi
 * Kyoutaro Nojima

Transcript

 * [The episode opens with Nico roaming in the hallways of Otonokizaka High School]
 * [She goes to the Student Council President's Office]
 * Nico: "An empty Council office?"
 * [Nico sits on the empty chair]
 * Nico: "Now i am President!"
 * [Eli then walks into the office.]
 * Eli: "Not yet. We have an upcoming election."
 * Nico: "Oh really? They are gonna vote for me cause of my Nico Nico Nii catchphrase!"
 * Eli: "Let's bring it on!"
 * [The first event is Being Nice to a Baby]
 * [A mother passes a baby to Eli]
 * [Eli tries to gently rock the baby.]
 * [Another mother passes a baby to Nico]
 * [Nico does her Nico Nico Nii signature towards the baby]
 * [The baby is unimpressed.]
 * Nico: "GOD DAMN IT!"
 * [Nico throws the baby to the ground, leading to the baby to cry]
 * [The mother is angry.]
 * [The second event is Boxing]
 * [Nico is trying to get ready.]
 * [When the match starts, Nico is taken by surprise. She then tries to punch Eli in the crotch, who blocks in time and punchs nico in the face.]
 * [Nico faints]
 * [The third event is 100 mile running]
 * [Nico puts on Sonic's "stolen" shoes]
 * [Haru walks to the start line]
 * Haru: "In your marks...Ready, Set-"
 * [Sonic suddenly runs into the start line]
 * Haru: "...What happened now?"
 * Nico: [shouting in distance] "THOSE SHOES AREN'T STOLEN!"
 * Haru: "W-wha...why is Nico already in the finish line..."
 * Nico: "I WON!"
 * Haru: "I didn't even finish my countdown...it doesn't count..."
 * Nico: "GODDAMMIT!"
 * [The fourth event is Mario Kart]
 * [Lakitu starts the countdown]
 * [Nico hits the item box and gets the Bullet Bill item, and transforms into a Bullet Bill]
 * Haru: "WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?! I never heard of a fixed item box that only gives bullet bills!"
 * [After many events occurring, it is election time in the Audition room]
 * Haru: "Okay, i vote for eli."
 * [Everyone votes for Eli while Nico only has "0" votes]
 * Nico: "WHAT?! WHY?!"
 * [Nico grabs a gun out of her pocket and shoots Eli]
 * Nico: "I AM YOUR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT NOW BITCHES!"
 * [Nico points a middle finger in front of everyone]
 * Haru: "Oh shit not again."
 * [Nico sits on the chair on the Student Council Office]
 * Nico: [On Announcement] "Attention Otonokizaka Retard Motherfuckers! It is i! President Nico! And today we are banning School Idols and trash this fucking school into Nico School!"
 * [People throw stuff at Nico]
 * Nico: "STOP THROWING STUFF AT ME! I AM THE PRESIDENT!"
 * [The episode ends...]