How Nico Yazawa Stole Christmas!

 is the 76th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

Plot
When Nico gets coals from Santa on the day of Christmas, Nico decides to steal everybody's presents!

Transcript

 * [The episode opens with Nico sleeping in her room, then Nico wakes up]
 * Nico: It's christmas! I hope i got my presents!
 * [Nico goes to the living room, and goes to the christmas tree]
 * [Then Nico found out she got Coal]
 * Nico: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOM! WHY DID I GET FUCKING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS INSTEAD OF A FUCKING NINTENDO SWITCH, WII U, AND 3DS!!!"
 * [Then nico's mom comes over]
 * Nico's mom: "Because you were very naughty this year, young lady."
 * [Nico walks away angrily]
 * Nico: "UGH, FINE! IF I CANT HAVE MY PRESENTS, THEN EVERYBODY DOESN'T!"
 * [Nico hops into her Clown Car]
 * [First then she goes to the Kousaka household, then, Nico steals Honoka's breads for her present]
 * [Second then she goes to the Nishikino mansion, then, she steals Maki's Nico plushies]
 * Nico: "MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU BITCHES!!!" [She leaves.]
 * [Then she goes to the Hoshizora household]
 * [Nico steals Rin's Ramen box]
 * [She then goes to the Kurosawa household where Nico kidnaps an asleep Ruby Kurosawa]
 * [Then she goes to the Ayase household]
 * [She kidnaps an asleep Alisa Ayase]
 * [Then she goes to the Ohara Hotel where she steals Mari's statue]
 * [then she goes to the Takami household]
 * [Nico steals Chika's Muse merchandise]
 * [A card that says "After stealing many presents from many neighborhoods" appears]
 * Nico: "Hahahaha! I got everyone's presents, NOW I AM FUCKING HAPPY ON CHRISTMAS!"
 * [The people Nico stole from barges into her home, and Nico proceeds to pretend she did nothing]
 * Nico: "Oh hey guys, are you here for a slumber party?"
 * Honoka: "No, we came here to take our gifts back! You stole it from us."
 * Umi: "How could you?!"
 * Kotori: "That isn't very nice..."
 * Nico: "Santa thinks I am an angel, while you guys are on the fucking naughty list!"
 * [Nico kicks Hanayo's crotch, knocking Hanayo over]
 * Maki: "Some things NEVER change, huh? I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
 * [Cue the muse beating Nico up]
 * [And Fawful comes over and uses his Vacuum Helmet to blast the Muse away]
 * Fawful: "I HAVE FURY!"
 * [Cue Fawful continuing to blast them away, and Fawful vacuums up all the presents and helps Nico get away as they and the muse run outside]
 * Maki: "He's getting away!"
 * Fawful: "Have your readiness for this?!"
 * [Fawful blasts Maki away, who eventually catches up]
 * [Umi then equips a bow, proceeds to aim an arrow to shoot at Fawful's vacuum helmet, and shoots said arrow, which drops the presents]
 * [Rin then gets a hammer mid of the way and slammed Fawful away]
 * Nico: "Now what, a victory for me?"
 * Umi: "I'd say that it's more of a defeat for you."
 * Nico: "I promise I'll turn over a new leaf! I promise!"
 * Maki: "Says the one who said that about dozens of times and yet never turned over a new leaf."
 * [Nico flicks Ruby Kurosawa's nose hard, causing the latter to cry]
 * Maki: "What i literally just said." [She looks away]
 * [Nico kicks Hanamaru's groin, who is knocked over and Yoshiko proceeds to choke Nico]
 * [Nico grabs her pistol and attempts to shoot the Muse and Aqours, who all dodge]
 * [They beat nico up to a pulp]
 * [The episode ends]

Cultural References

 * This title and plot parodies How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, a book from Dr. Seuss.