Nico's Wii U!

 is the 30th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

Plot
Everyone in the μ's except Nico has a Wii U.

Transcript

 * [The episode opens with the Muse except Nico on the Idol Study Club with the room's Wii U as Nico comes in]
 * Nico: "Oh, what are those consoles you are holding guys?"
 * Hanayo: "It's a Wii U! We all have one back at home and brought one for this club!"
 * Eli: "Do you have one back at home?"
 * Nico: "Uh, no..."
 * [They laugh at Nico, which causes Nico to punch Hanayo in the face, causing Hanayo to cry]
 * [When Nico got back home...]
 * Nico's mom: "How was school honey?"
 * Nico: "TERRIBLE! EVERYBODY FUCKING LAUGHED AT ME FOR NOT HAVING A MOTHERFUCKING WII U!"
 * Nico's mom: "Language honey! And it's not that a big of deal of the others laughing at you, they're just making fun of you!"
 * Nico: "PLEASE TAKE ME TO FUCKING GAMESTOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"
 * Nico's mom: "Ugh, fine."
 * [They drive to GameStop]
 * [When they went inside, Nico sees the Nintendo Wii U]
 * Nico: "Hey mom! I want this Wii U!"
 * Nico's mom: "I'm sorry honey, but it costs $159.99, I'm afraid it's too expensive."
 * [Nico's mom sees the regular Wii]
 * Nico's mom: "Hey, how about this Nintendo Wii? It only costs $79.99! And it's low price!"
 * Nico: "MOM! DO NOT FUCKING SCREW ME OVER AGAIN! IF I DO NOT BUY THIS FUCKING WII U, EVERYONE WILL THINK IM A POVERTY STRICKEN ASSHOLE!"
 * Nico's mom: "Nico! Stop being such a spoiled brat! You can have the Wii or you can have nothing at all!"
 * Nico: "MOM! I GOT A BETTER IDEA, WHY DONT YOU GO TO THE DRUGSTORE AND BUY SOME CONDOMS!"
 * [Nico pulls out her panties to reveal her butt]
 * Nico: "GO AHEAD MOM! FUCK ME! FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE GAMESTOP! FUCK ME!"
 * [The crowds are shocked due to Nico's actions]
 * Nico's mom: "ALRIGHT! WERE GOING HOME NOW!"
 * [Nico's mom pulls Nico's pigtail]
 * Nico: "OW OW OW OW OW OW THAT HURTS MOM!"
 * [They get into the car, Nico is crying]
 * Nico's mom: "Nico! Stop being such a crybaby!"
 * Nico: "But mom, all I ever wanted was a Wii U! But we never get to buy it! Can we please go back and buy the Nintendo Wii?"
 * Nico: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU ARE HAVING NOTHING AT ALL!"
 * [They drive back home]
 * Nico's mom: "NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!"
 * [Nico cries running to her room]
 * [The episode ends]