Nico's Nintendo Switch!

 is the 70th episode of The Misadventures of Nico Yazawa.

Plot
Nico tries to get a Nintendo Switch by trying to get money to afford one, only to fail horribly.

The μ's

 * Honoka Kousaka
 * Rin Hoshizora
 * Umi Sonoda
 * Eli Ayase
 * Nozomi Toujou
 * Hanayo Koizumi
 * Maki Nishikino
 * Kotori Minami
 * Nico Yazawa

Others

 * Iori Minase
 * Haru Doi
 * Cotaro Yazawa
 * GameStop Employee
 * Takumi

Transcript

 * [The episode begins with the Muse except Nico, who wasn't in the room yet, playing on Nintendo Switches on the idol reasrch club]
 * [Nico walks in]
 * Nico: "Hey guys, what are you playing?"
 * Honoka: "We're playing on one of those Nintendo Switcheroonies."
 * Nico: "May I play on yours, Eli?"
 * Eli: "No."
 * Nico: "Can I play your Switch, Hanayo?"
 * Hanayo: "N-no..."
 * Nico: "Why wont you guys let me play?!"
 * Honoka: "Because it's ours, not yours. Buy one for you."
 * [Nico breaks Honoka's Nintendo Switch in half]
 * Nico: "HAH!"
 * [Everyone else glares at Nico.]
 * [They kick Nico out of the room.]
 * Nico: "Why did you kick me out for?!"
 * Honoka: "You broke my switch."
 * Nico: [sigh] "Whaaaateeeevveeer..."
 * [Nico goes at the yazawa's apartment.]
 * Nico: "Hey mom, can I get one of those new Nintendo Switch my friends have?"
 * Nico's Mom: "No. Buy it yourself."
 * Nico: "But mom, my friends have it so I want you to buy it for me please?"
 * [Nico shows her cute cat face]
 * Nico's Mom: "Buy it yourself."
 * [Nico brings Cotaro to GameStop with her]
 * Nico: "I would like to trade my annoying brother for a Nintendo Switch please."
 * GameStop Employee: "Sorry we don't accept humans for trading."
 * [Nico eats a can of Spinach, she grows strong, and she punches the Employee to oblivion]
 * Nico: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT ACCEPTING MY FUCKING TRADE!"
 * [She snatches a nintendo switch and runs away]
 * [She goes back to the Idol Research Club]
 * Nico: "Hey guys, I finally got the Nintendo Switch!"
 * Rin: "Really, nya?"
 * Hanayo: "I think she stole it from GameStop..."
 * Nico: "SHUT UP RICE HOGGER!"
 * [Nico throws Hanayo out of the window, a bone-smashing sound is heard after a few seconds]
 * [Hanayo is heard crying in pain from outside the school, the muse except nico leave the room and head to outside the school, and walk next to Hanayo. Nico eventually arives.]
 * [Nico laughs at Hanayo, much to the muse's dismay, mainly Eli's]
 * Eli: "Are you....ARE YOU FUCKING LAUGHING AT HER PAIN!?"
 * [Nico has her can of Spinach, she opens it and tries to eat it but Eli snatches it.]
 * Eli: "You are in a trip for a lot of pain, jerk."
 * Nico: "PLEASE I AM SORRY! PLEASE DO NOT EAT MY SPINACH AND USE IT AGAINST ME!"
 * [Eli eats the spinach in the spinach can, then she punches Nico.]
 * Nico: "OUCH! NO MORE PAIN!"
 * [Eli keeps punching Nico.]
 * [At a later point, at the hospital, the Muse arrive]
 * Honoka: "Is she going to be okay?"
 * Umi: "Not that it matters, she still did some bad shit."
 * Kotori: "But the law applies to everyone no matter what! We beat up one of our friends-"
 * Haru: "Excuse me but this is an series where nico is a huge troublemaker."
 * Nico: "Oh good timing guys, can you give me my Nintendo Switch please?"
 * Honoka: "It was stolen...so we took it back to GameStop..."
 * [Hanayo is next to Nico's bed, with a body cast in her legs]
 * Nico: "FUCK YOU, HONOKA!"
 * Haru: "...i kinda cringed on that one."
 * [Haru shrugs]
 * [About 1 or 2 weeks later...]
 * [Nico is playing Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door on her GameCube]
 * [Iori opens the door]
 * Nico: "What is it?"
 * Iori: "I already opened the door." [she sighes]
 * Nico: "Why did you open my door?"
 * Iori: "I came to take your GameCube...as well pratically all your stuff."
 * Nico: "WHY?!"
 * Iori: [takes a deep breath] "Because of your naughty behavior."
 * [Some of Iori's maids and butlers take Nico's stuff away.]
 * [Nico uses Troop Editor against Iori's maids and butlers]
 * Nico: "ATTACK MY PRETTIES ATTACK!"
 * [Someone fires an arrow which breaks though the window towards the Troops Editor, much to Nico's dismay.]
 * Nico: "W-What?! This again?!"
 * [Takumi hops though the broken window]
 * Takumi: "Does this scum never give up?!"
 * [Nico's Koopa Troops charges towards Takumi, who proceeds to launch arrows from his Fujin Yumi towards the troops.]
 * Takumi: "Give up already!"
 * [Nico eats her third can of spinach and she becomes strong and she punches Takumi multiple times, Knocking him back]
 * Takumi: "Argh!"
 * [Someone is heard saying "Brother!", Sakura from Fire Emblem Fates hops though the already-broken window, who proceeds to use her staff to heal Takumi.]
 * [Nico punches her mother to the sky, who then Takumi proceeds to hit Nico by launching an arrow on her head, leading to nico dying. The troops run away in panic.]
 * Takumi: "Okay, i think we're done now."
 * Iori: [nods] "I see...Now we can take this brat's stuff now."
 * [The episode ends...]

Trivia

 * When Nico says "W-What?! This again?!" is a reference to Nico Goes to Supermarket!! when her Troop Editor GamePad is destroyed again by Takumi.

Cultural References

 * The way Nico eats spinach and grows stronger is a reference to Popeye the Sailor Man.